This weekend I went to Maine to white water raft the Penobscot River . I went with my Dad, his friend Bob, Bob's two sons, Rob and Mark, their friends Justin, Sean, and Vic. We all met at Vinny T's on Friday afternoon, right after the free lunch from American Express Financial Advisors . I rode up with Dad, Bob and Rob. Rob drove the whole way, he had just gotten a new car and it only had 200 miles on it, so he wanted to break it in. Rob burned a bunch of comedy CD's for our ride up. We listened to Frank Caliendo – Make the Voices Stop , Ron White -Drunk in Public , Mitch Hedberg – Strategic Grill Locations , The Blue Collar Comedy Tour , Lewis Black - End of the Universe , and part of Bill Engvall - Dorkfish . We made pretty good time up to Millinocket Maine. When we got to Millinocket we followed the direction and that led us to a bridge being out. We turned around and got directions to Three Rivers Whitewater . When you give directions and use Strip Clubs as landmarks. ...